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Quick what do all of these actors and actresses have in common?:

• Robert Downey Jr
• Mickey Rourke
• Scarlett Johansson
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Samuel L Jackson
• Don Cheadle

No, it is not the newest end of the year Oscar hopeful cast by  Scorsese or Spielberg it is being reported that it is the all star cast of 2010’s sequel to last summer’s comic book based blockbuster Iron Man!

Downey and Paltrow return to play their same roles, while uber sexy Scarlett Johansson joins the cast as the Black Widow. If you stayed to the end of the first Iron Man movie you saw Jackson in his role as Nick Fury. New comer Mickey Rourke recently signed on to play the villain Whip Lash while Don Cheadle will take over as Terrence Howard’s replacement as Tony Stark’s sidekick and friend Col. James Rhodes.

I was impressed with the original cast and it is great for the genre to see serious actors like this taking on these roles and giving the characters within them the just due they deserve. Don Cheadle is by far and away one of my favorite actors and as much as I will miss Howard as he is a solid performer, I feel the role is in good hands with Cheadle. Getting Rourke on board after his acting performance in the Wrestler is also a major win for the series.

This is shaping up to be quite a film now all we need is for summer of 2010 to get here!

Best Cast EVER!

Our first candidate for I’d hit that is quite a hard act to follow, but our hollywood vixen this week brings a lot to the table. Scarlett Johansson has all the intangibles. She is a talented actress and even has good taste in music trying her hand at a Tom Waits cover album (stick to your day job) earlier this year.  In addition to that she also has the greatest rack on the planet. Don’t take my word for it though allow me to show you Exhibit DD-

Not bad from all angles in my book. To me she truely is in a class of her own. A nice throwback to the old school hollywood beauty. I do truely think she has the greatest set of tits on the planet. I’m keeping this one short and sweet I have just one more picture to share and it was the one that put her over the top to be the second selection. That of course is her spending some quality time with Natalie Portman:

It’s official.  SoItGoes will likely break down into a heaping pile of teary-eyed mess once he finds out.  Sorry dude.  Today is a very sad day.

Scarlett Johansson is getting married to Ryan Reynolds.  With roles in movies like Van Wilder, Waiting and Blade Trinity, Reynolds is actually a pretty cool actor in my book.   However, he is still taking one of our favorite curvaceous vixens off the market.

If history is any indication of the past, Reynolds was already engaged to Alanis Morissette…and that didn’t work out.  We can only hope the same happens here.

Scarlett Johansson, a Eulogy in pictures.  Enjoy…

You know she can act, you know she is one of the sexiest ladies alive, evidently she is gonna show us with her new album she can sing, and now the talented Scarlett Johansson has raised the bar again by showing her compassion for the impoverished with her support of Oxfam.

To top all this off when you support Oxfam you could also win a “date” with Scarlett to her new movie premier this summer “He’s Just Not That Into You“! Well not exactly a date but you get to meet and hang out with her which lets face it that is about the best chance any of us have coming close to the Scarlett! Plus the whole occasion can be tax deductible since it is in support of a charity!

So of course i had to go to ebay and check this out. Unfortunately when i looked at the bidding and then proceeded to wachovia.com to check the rainy day fun total in my bank account sadly i realized that I can’t even afford to buy a night with Scarlett…….

Oh well time to put on some Tom Waits and sip on whiskey into the late night dreaming about being the lucky guy with a trust fund dropping his parents savings to spend the evening with uber cool Scarlett Johansson.

I am having some trouble formulating proper sentences this morning, and no it is not just because it is Monday. I recently came across  a couple arousing pictures of two of the hottest & coolest actresses alive.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words and in this case i do agree:

Oh my…..

If your movie can’t drum up interest on it’s own you might as well become lesbians. Now mind you this is not the first time I’ve seen Scarlett & Natalie kiss. It has happened many times before but usually i’m there too. Unfortunately it only happens in my dreams so I do not have any visual footage i can share, but my memories of these moments are strong. I am happy we now have these images so you all can share in the beauty that is Scarlett & Natalie locking lips.

Of course the first thing that came to mind after my initial excitement faded was a quote from Natalie a few years back:

“I’ve never dated a woman or anything like it, but I think it is much more about the person you fall in love with. Why would you close yourself off from fiftey percent of people?”

Hell yeah Natalie no need to close yourself off! Be a free spirit. Explore Bisexual-ism! I especially encourage you to explore it with Ms. Scarlett Johansson!

Also I must add this is not the first time the starlets have hinted that they became very close while playing sisters in their new movie: The Other Boleyn Sister. Below is an interesting interview that shows Scarlett almost to the point of drooling over Natalie (who doesn’t drool over her though right!?)

Who are we to stand in the way of two youngsters who have found love? I think we must encourage this type of behaviour! Natalie & Scarlett keep the fire of your love burning. Long may you run!

Be still my beating heart. As rumored since last year it is now reported official that Scarlett Johansson is ready to release her first album that will contain ten Tom Wait covers and one original song!

The album will be called “Anywhere I lay my Head”, and no i did not make that title up. Although i would like to take a moment on this public forum to let Scarlett know I have somewhere you can lay your head! The next time you are looking please drop me an email. I’m here for you.

As for the details of the album I’m not sure which songs will be on the album yet, but evidently she has a singing voice. Scarlett joined Jesus & Mary Chainon stage at last summer’s Coachella (one more reason last year’s line up was  better then this years). The new album was produced by David Sitek best know for his wonderful work with TV on the Radio. Also appearing on the album assisting Scarlett is Yeah Yeah Yeah’s Guitarist Nick Zimmer.

I have to admit I am interested to see how this turns out. She has seemed to team herself up with a good surrounding cast and she has some great material to work with. I have not heard her voice, but I have to think she would not embarrass herself if she could not sing. Only time will tell ! Even if this is a flop she can always fall back on her day job: Being one of the HOTTEST women on the face of the planet!