BFF = (best friend forever) 

I thought it was a friggin joke. I’m sitting there flipping through channels, and along comes a commercial introducing Paris Hilton’s latest reality TV Show.  

As the MTV site says:  ”Rolling with Paris’ inner circle is a pleasure normally reserved for A-list celebrity friends like Nicole Richie and Britney Spears, but Paris has decided that she wants a new BFF — and Paris Hilton always gets what she wants. ”

Her “obvious” solution is to get twenty contestants to live with her under one roof and battle it out in areas of loyalty, endurance and ‘girl politics’ in an effort to live the high life with the infamous hotel heiress. 

I can’t believe how utterly fucking stupid this is.   Looking at the MTV website, there aren’t just girls – as you would imagine….there are two gay guys as well. 

What has this world become?  These tabloid, trash magazine junkies are actually lining up to be on this show.  The commercial shows Paris controlling these feeble minded people like small lap-dog puppets as she “text messages” them things like “I’m Bored” sending everybody in a frenzy to quickly decide how to appease their master.

Kill me.