Every morning I wake up nice an early and head over to my sons room to find him awake and ready to eat. During these good early morning feeding/bonding times, I typically put on the TV and flip to some random movie playing on one of the many movie channels available. Usually, even though my son is only 6 months old, these movies / cartoons are G – PG rated. Today, I was given an upper cut….
I came across a movie called One Eyed Monster – so I stopped and thought I’d check it out. I started watching the movie mid-stream, and it actually showed some “zombie horror” style hope. You see three of four people were bunkered down in a house with the windows boarded up and terribly afraid of going outside. One of their friends was out there getting killed and was then re-animated and speaking to them. Interesting right…..
Then I learned what everybody was afraid of…..wait for it……Ron Jeremey’s 9 3/4 inch penis.
Yes, your eyes do not decieve you. Litterally, the movies plot is about an alien coming down from another planet and taking over Ron Jeremy’s Penis – then going on a rampage and killing everything in sight.
The movie synopsis is below: (from the movie website)
In a darkly comic homage to “Alien” and “The Thing”, the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part–Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.
The One Eyed Monster trailer captures the movie perfectly – although its a little long. According to the films website, the trailer actually won an award the the “trashiest trailer.” You will see why.