Mens Health released their official “Drunkest Cities” report.

The report research is based off of: 

  • Death rates due to alcoholic liver disease
  • Who’s headed there by regularly downing five or more drinks in a sitting (CDC).
  • Drunk-driving arrests (FBI)
  • Percentage of fatal accidents involving intoxicated motorists (U.S. Department of Transportation).
  • MADD report card of state efforts to cut down on excessive drinking

I have listed the top 2 and the bottom 2 below:

Most Drunken Cities:
100 Denver, CO
99 Anchorage, AK

Least Drunken Cities:
2 Miami, FL
1 Durham, NC

See the Full List

Denver – If Atlanta, ranked as the 12th least drunken city, had distribution of the Belgium style Fat Tire Beer we would have given them a run for their money. 

Anchorage – Big shocker….what the hell else is there to do besides suck snow and wrestle cola drinking polar bears ?

Miami- They screwed something up…either that or there is a cover up going on.  Isn’t Miami where some of the biggest clubs and most dangerous drug king pins are.  You telling me Latinos don’t drink? 

Durham – UNC has one of the best MBA programs in America….now we know why. This city sucks - very few bars,  full of research triangle geeks.  

Perhaps even more interesting then the list, they have created a Geographical Map showing all of the stats from above by city.  You can see it by clicking here.