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My ode to great Midget….uh hum, I mean Little People movie characters.

Just remember, they are people too.

Hanz from Freaks:

As the circus owner who makes the mistake of marrying an “average size” woman, Hanz is slowly poisoned by his wife who wants to take control of the circus.  Although Hanz, the child-man midget is a bad-ass, his crew is even crazier.  They take revenge on the woman at the end…Freak-style.

Master Blaster from Mad-Max Thunderdrome:

Master is the brains, Blaster is the brawns.  Together they are master blaster…..and Master Blaster runs Boarder Town…

Willow from Willow:

By far the coolest dwarf actor on the planet.  Warrick Davis, known best for his role as the title character in Willow, also played the role of Wicket the Ewok in Return of the Jedi. 

Well, May 5th is coming soon…..I guess.  That means that our favorite hispanic holiday Cinco de Mayo (translation:  the 5th of May) is coming too. 

I don’t know what it is about this holiday that brings out the best drunken fun in everybody, or what seems to relate it to Midgets, Dwarfs and Little People….but for some reason a liquor promotional company listed the following job ad on Craigs List today…Enjoy!

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“midget” Brand Ambassadors needed — Tequila Promotions Cinco de Mayo 

We are a Promotional Talent and Marketing Agency specializing in “midgets” and “dwarf” talent. We pay excellent by industry standards and have ongoing opportunities for the right people.

6 “Midget” Brand Ambassadors Needed Cinco de Mayo Event

male or female dwarfs, midgets or “little people” talent

Caucasian, African American, Asian or Hispanic

HEIGHT REQUIREMENT

4′10″ and shorter

AGE REQUIREMENT

21 years of age or older

YOU: Skills/Talents

very motivated, happy, energetic, interactive people person and someone that likes to work with crowds at parties

CINCO DE MAYO PROMOTIONS TEQUILA EVENT

The dwarfs are needed to work in Atlanta on Monday, May 5 (Cinco de Mayo) for a 4 (four) hour “shift” meeting & greeting, mix and mingling, handing out liquor premiums & souvenirs, taking photos with customers and patrons.

BRAND AMBASSADOR CHARACTERS

The dwarfs will work as the client’s “character” as a dwarf in a sombrero and poncho provided by our client promoting Mexican liquor while bar hopping with a group of team captains from the client’s liquor company.

COSTUMES

Our client will provide ALL costumes.

EMAIL/CALL FOR DETAILS:

Please call ASAP & email us as soon as possible to let us know you want to be included. We will discuss rate of pay and tell you more details.

TO BE CONSIDERED:

In the meantime, to be considered, we need all talent to submit .jpg head shots and full body shots ASAP for the client’s review to shortfaces@gmail.com.

Talent needs cell phone &/or voice mail and email to work this gig.

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Ok, seriously?  This is awesome.  We gotta find where this “promotional” event is.  Did they really request “character midgets in sombreros”?  Oh, and the email address:  shortfaces@gmail.com.  I really needed a good laugh this afternoon.  This provided it.