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Admit it if you are close to entering or recently entered your 30’s you grew up watching the Wonder Years and just like Kevin you dreamt of making out with Winnie Cooper now known as Danica McKellar.  She was the cute girl next door on the wonder years that was just a little sexy to go along with that alluring personality she teased Kevin with so often. Well today she is 35 and time has aged her well like a fine wine. She grew up and went to School at UCLA and joined the sorority Alpha Delta Pi. Unfortunately the girls gone wild tape of her never surfaced. Instead she studied mathmatics and graduated summa cum laude.  So she really was the cute nerdy girl she pretended to play. Seriously though this post is in honor of our faithful contributer Hanzosword’s birthday. This I’d Hit that is your early birthday present!

If you want more of Danika make sure to pick up the new Maxim issue that will feature her in it. Needless to say this I’d Hit that has been a long time coming and I had to wait until the right moment. Be sure to check out her spread (pun intended) in the newest Maxim !

Julia Mancuso may have played second fiddle to Lindsey Vonn a few days ago but she is not second fiddle in the looks department. This US ski bunny is another solid USA Olympian who won gold in 2006 in the giant slalom and this year she has two silvers so far in the combined and downhill.She still has a couple more events to add to her total in Vancouver.  Her nickname is Super Jules and you have probably seen that little Tiara she has been wearing. Her coach originally gave he a tiara as good luck in 2005 and it has stuck with her ever since. Oh, and if her being an Olympic skier isn’t cool enough for you she also is into music and plays the ukulele. Take a look at one of America’s finest and eat your heart out Canada:

So yeah she brings it. She likes to ski, party, and play music. That is a triple threat in my book. Shenot only models lingerie she has her own line of lingerie called “Kiss My Tiara” and once said “I think underwear is my calling. You can be feminine and fast.” So yes there is no doubt I’d Hit That Shit!

If you don’t know who Lindsey Vonn is now just wait a few weeks for the Olympics as this ski bunny will become a house hold name if things go as planned. Anna Kournikova she is not this as this queen of the downhill has an abundance of talent to match her easy on the eyes looks. She is 25 and probably the best American Alpine skier we have ever had. She has won the women’s World Cup overall championship in back to back years (08 & 09) leading up to he run at the upcoming Vancouver Olympics. She is starting her media blitz by making headlines because of her current Sports Illustrated cover in which she is in the “bent over” position. No not the one you are thinking about…. she is in her ski suit as she would be going down the slope. Anyway lets take a look at the goods!:

Well what more do you want she is cute, sexy and athletic as hell. Only one small thing she is married, but that is just a minor detail when it comes to drooling. Anyway if you needed one more reason to get excited about the Olympics I hope I gave you one. I know I’ll be rooting for Lindsey. Give em hell for the good ole U S of A!

Kristen Bell is hot like the Georgia heat in July and there is no doubt in my mind that she is bonafide “I’d Hit That” kind of girl. A few weeks ago i was reminded of this when Murdock rented “Fanboys”. She first caught my attention with her appearances on Heroes, seriously was I the only one hoping Claire (nice photo’s here) and Elle would have some kind of lesbian make out scene? Surely not. Anyway evidently this sexpot was in some kind of show called “Veronica Mars” but i never watched that.  In looking over her Wikipedia page she was also in “Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical” which I have never heard of but I think I’d like to see it. At any rate here lets get this going with the picture that was the inspiration for this post:

Anyway you get the picture by now i hope. She is 28 and a nice little blond. Feel free to do a quick Internet search because there is a plethora of pictures of her out there if you want more of this installment of I’d Hit That, but here are a few more in case you are too lazy to look on your own:

Myth: I’d Hit that is no longer a part of Zombiechatter….. Today consider that myth busted because Kari Byron the Artist/TV Host of Mythbusters is here to remind you all every once in a while I’ll still be dropping some images of sexy vixens for you all to drool over at your homes. Funny how parents sometimes can imitate their children in their habits huh! You know her and if you don’t love her you probably bat for the other team. She is the Kari Byron from Discovery Channel’s often imitated but never duplicated hit show Mythbusters!

How old do you think Kari is? This uber geek vixen was born in 1974 making her 34 years old. Frankly I am not the best judge of age (that is what I’ve always told the judge anyway), but i thought she would have been younger. Now the cherry on top of this tasty cake is that she is an artist who graduated  magna cum laude from San Francisco State University with a duel degree in Sculpture & Film, but also after  college she backpacked a year straight through South Asia (including the Himalayas). Kari Byron is hot in so many ways beyond just her physical appeal it is SICK. As many long time MythBuster viewers will tell you in her first episode the team needed Kari to strip down so they could get a nice picture of her but. She is in a body suite, but it does not take much of an imagnination to get the full effect. If you missed it here is a screen shot from that scene: Probably Safe for Work but Maybe Not 

Thank you Mythbusters for bringing her to HD TV Screens across the country!

This is a Dragon Con pic in Atlanta a year and a half ago………….

Until last week I had no clue who Malin Akerman was, but once she took on the role of Silk Spectre (II for those keeping score at home) aka Laurie Juspeczyk of the movie Watchmen she entered the hornets nest that is my list of I’d Hit That!  She is a nice mature 30 year old blond Swedish beauty. I was taken by surprise when i started looking for pictures of her and all i saw was this blond beauty because she is depicted as a brunette  in Watchmen. Let’s examine the visual evidence:

Malin has not been in much else but you may recognize her from Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Well it might be hard to recognize her with her clothes on because she has some tasty topless scenes with the two stoners out in the cabin in the middle of nowhere. Something tells me we may be seeing her again after her roll in the Watchmen. Which I’m okay with because she is a certified I’d Hit that in my book!

Kate Beckinsale is drop dead sexy in my opinion and I’m a bit embarrassed I’ve waited this long to feature her for I’d Hit That. It is not like I would ever have to stop and think about if she was hot enough to deserve the I’d Hit That status. I mean she has played a Vampire in Underworld and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, and then she switched sides and batted for the other team by playing a Vampire Huntress in Van Helsing. If she was a vampire I would be down for her to suck my…………. blood!

Not bad for an Oxford educated girl who is in her mid thirties! She has been in some very cool films as previously mentioned, but she also spoke at a previous comic con about her desire to play Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s Batman series. It would not be her first time acting with Christian Bale if it were to come true. They actually worked together when they were both at Oxford on the Prince of Jutland and then again in Luarel Canyon. It does not take much for me to imagine her in the Catwoman suit so I hope that might come to happen. Here are a couple more shots of this sexy vampire!

Natalie Gulbis is pretty handy with the club on the LPGA tour, but I bet she can handle the stick in a few other places too! If you are not familiar with her she won her first gulf tournament when she was 7 and by the age of 10 she was breaking par. She has had moderate success on the LPGA tour winning her first tournemant at the 2007 Evian Masters where she defeated Jeong Jang in a playoff for the victory. Honestly though who cares? The reason she is popular is because she is hot.  She has that hot sporty I’d Hit That kind of feel. Know what I mean? No? Well take a look:

So I’ll be honest I watch a little bit of Sports Center and I vaguely knew who this girl was. I was clued into her by our own cwbrown last week. Now don’t go thinking any Tom, Dick, or Harry can make a request for an I’d Hit That and I’ll jump on it. I’ll only do it if you are a Brown! Unless you have another super hot 26 year old that my radar just can’t ignore!

Tennis star Maria Sharapova is one very accomplished and talented young lady. She has won three grand slam tournaments in her career to go along with her many other victories. At the fresh age of 21 she is just entering her prime and is sure to have opportunities to add to that total before she is done. I’ve always known that Russia is only good for two things 1. Making very smooth vodka 2. Very Hot Blond Tennis Players. Maria is exhibit A for point number 2. Don’t take my word for it though have a look yourself:

So you may wonder why i picked Maria instead of that other russian tennis player Anna Kournikova. They are both smoking hot, but as I mentioned before Maria has talent. Like real talent she wins tournaments so in my mind that makes her even hotter!  I don’t think there was ever a question in my mind after the first time I saw Maria that I’d have to put her on my I’d Hit that List (which is a long list as you all will come to see). An interesting thing happened when i was looking for some nice pictures of Ms Sharapova. It seems she has quite a few pictures out there detailing her private parts. I found her featured on a site dedicated to what the kids call “camel toe”.  I know all of you are probably not interested but if you’d like to have a look at what i’m talking about you can look here, here, here, here, and here. Oh, and there are much more but I figure that should give you a good start. Since the Australian Open just finished and you probably did not get to see much of Maria because the matches wer on at 3am in the morning here are a couple more parting shots of her:

Joss Stone is a singer who seems to get classified in the  Soul/R&B genre. I’ve not heard much of her stuff but it may be best that I keep it that way. She is 21 and already has a couple multi platinum albums out including her debut album “The Soul Sessions” & her follow up “Mind, Body & Soul”. You may have also seen her on the big screen as she was in  the movie Eragon. I saw her on the third best channel comcast offers Palladia (right behind espn & mlb network) a few weeks back and she was pretty stunning in HD. Take a look for yourself though:

I can’t say i care much for her music, but if you put if you mute her you can always pretend it is a Neko Case song she is singing or something like that. I’m a big fan of the dyed hair look, but she has a nice look as a blond too. She qualifies for everyday and twice on sundays for sure! She even has a nice little lesbian kiss (from the film Snappers) to tease us all with: