So it is official that the gov’t blew up the billion dollar satellite. Other than this being a total monetary blunder I am most concerned about this being the start of a possible zombie uprising. I have seen countless zombie movies that have explained the occurance as a satellite exploding in our atmosphere and spreading an unknown toxic substance all over our planet as being the cause (i.e. Night of the Living Dead “Speculation rests on a radiation-covered NASA satellite returning from Venus”). With out further delay, I give you the scene explaining it all.
As a famous zombie hunter once said, “You better go get some jam, cuase your ass is toast!”