Posts Tagged ‘coffee’

In memory of……

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Hamilton “Hammy” Beach

coffee maker 2003-2008

Friends today is a sad day in the Crosby household; my wife and I say goodbye to Hamilton “Hammy” Beach our devoted coffee maker of 5 years. He was a good, faithful, dependable coffee maker; but alas his time has come. We laid him to rest last night.

I remember the time he “Hammy” brewed 4 pots of coffee consecutively when I was on a vengeful tear through Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, he gave me the caffeine/meth-like reflexes to beat the game. I also remember him helping me though long nights of job hunting.

He brewed with such fervor, never losing taste, never losing heat.

“Hammy” you were the best part of waking up…

You, my friend, will go down in the annals of brewing lore. I want you to know that your gold plated permanent filter will live on when we get a new (mind you, not a REPLACEMENT) coffee maker.

In the mean time your cousin French “Frenchie” Press has come to help out, she’s nice. She’s a little slow, but she makes a good cup, she takes after your side of the family…

Brew on my friend, brew on….

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When Animals Attack (The Series)

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

SAN FRANCISCO, California (CNN) — An escaped tiger killed a zoo patron and injured two others in a cafe at the San Francisco Zoo Tuesday afternoon, a spokeswoman for the San Francisco Fire Department told CNN.

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A San Francisco Zoo visitor attacked by an escaped tiger is carried away on a stretcher.

Both of the injured were transported to San Francisco General Hospital, Fire Department Lt. Mindy Talmadge said.

Police shot and killed the tiger, she added.

The two injured men, aged 19 and 23, were in serious but stable condition with multiple lacerations, said Dr. Eric Isaacs.

“I believe there was probably some blood loss at the zoo, but here they are talking, they are alert, their vital signs are stable at this time,” Isaacs said. Both men could be released as early as Wednesday, he added.

Authorities were notified of an escaped tiger around 5:15 p.m. PT (0115 GMT), shortly after the zoo’s 5 p.m. closing time, Talmadge said.

“Apparently right around closing time — there was a pen with four tigers in it — one of the tigers got out,” Talmadge said. “The tiger went into a cafe at the zoo and attacked a patron. That person ended up dying at the scene.”

Police arrived on the scene, as the tiger attacked two other patrons, Talmadge said.

“They shot the tiger, and the tiger is deceased,” she said.

The 125-acre zoo was locked down after the incident, and all the facility’s other animals were accounted for, including three other tigers that had been in the same enclosure with the escaped tiger, Talmadge said.

Initially, officials feared some or all of the other tigers may have escaped but later determined they had not, Talmadge said.

Police, fire and zoo officials were on the scene investigating, Talmadge said.

The 78-year-old zoo has Siberian tigers and rarer and smaller Sumatran tigers. It was not clear which subspecies of tiger was involved in the incident.

A year ago, one of the zoo’s Siberian tigers attacked a keeper during a public feeding. The keeper survived and recovered from her injuries.

California’s Division of Occupation Safety and Health later determined that the zoo was at fault because of hazardous conditions in the Lion House and lack of specialized safety training for employees.

The zoo made changes ordered by the OSH, and the Lion House was closed for more than six months after that incident.

 

 So…these guys were attacked at the zoo cafe.  My guess is that the Lion attacked them for taking more than 4 words to order their “lattes”.  The correct way to order at a “cafe” is “coffee…..regular”

 

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