Mark my words as I point out what will surely play out in the next few years, if not sooner. The Britney Spears saga will eventually be exactly the same as the career of Anna Nicole Smith. I make this prediction based on certain parallels in their respective lives. Here are some of the most obvious ones that lead me to believe that the proverbial shit has already hit the fan:
- Both are blondes (we’ve all seen the carpet…and it matches)
- Both used to be hot, then fat, then sort of hot again, then just disgusting
- Both have children that don’t know who their father(s) is/are (the courts have settled some of this)
- Alcohol, pills , and drugs…..Lot’s of them
-Both can probably eyeball a double-wide across a parking lot and tell you whether or not it’s a “good buy”
- Both became famous without having any Talent
…….and the lists goes on, and on, and on
