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Trailer for the 2004 zombie movie Resident Evil Apocalypse

 

Hailed as the Noah’s Ark for securing biological diversity for future generations, the “Doomsday” Seed Vault is  built to protect millions of food crops from climate change, wars and natural disasters.  Dug into the permafrost of a remote arctic Norwegian mountain, it has been built to withstand everything up to a nuclear strike.

So why is this the perfect place to head to in-case of a zombie apocalypse?  The reasons are below:

  • Zombies can not live in arctic regions
  • Secure area that you can safeguard from motorcycle gangs, gov’t agencies and general bad guys who might try to steal your stuff….
  • In-case the government goes mad and tries to nuke the Zombie population, you will be safe
  • Tons of seeds = tons of food with the right sunlight and a little preparation

Be sure to bring a girl.  It could get lonely.  In-fact, bring a couple of girls.  They could get lonely :)