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Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers – and a voice calling her Mummy.But the very thought makes her shudder with horror.

Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.

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Desperate measures: Toni Vernelli was steralised at age 27 to reduce her carbon footprint

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible “mistake” of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilise her at the same time.

He refused, but Toni – who works for an environmental charity – “relentlessly hunted down a doctor who would perform the irreversible surgery.

Finally, eight years ago, Toni got her way.

At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilised to “protect the planet”.

Incredibly, instead of mourning the loss of a family that never was, her boyfriend (now husband) presented her with a congratulations card.

While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal.

“Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet,” says Toni, 35.

“Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population.”

While most parents view their children as the ultimate miracle of nature, Toni seems to see them as a sinister threat to the future.

So what’s worse for planet Earth?  Kids or Hippie fuckers like the ones in the article…you decide

Best Buy Zombies  

While driving home around 1:30am tonight, my wife and I noticed a bunch of cars in the Best Buy parking lot.   Knowing that it’s the day before the coveted “Black Friday,” which signifies the beginning of the Christmas shopping season, we thought that the store may have opened at midnight.  

Upon entering the nearly full parking lot we noticed that Best Buy was clearly closed, and as we approached the front of the building we saw where everybody was.  They were lined up for almost 1/3 of a mile down the street….camping out overnight to get whatever “great” deals that the store has to offer. 

It is currently 40 degrees outside, and according to Yahoo, the temp is supposed to go down to 32 degrees during the night.   There where people bundled up in blankets, tents set up and one couple even had a small fire going. 

So these mindless zombie consumers are sitting/sleeping in 30 degree weather tonight waiting to save a few bucks on some electronic gadget.  

Can a discount really be worth spending all night freezing?  To some it must be worth it.  I would argue that this is totally nuts. 

This is a link to a 15 second clip that I took tonight while driving by Best Buy at 1:30 in the morning:  Best Buy Zombies  (please ignore my wife talking in the background )

for ZombieChatter to ravage the land mindlessly and destructively.  “The people they kill, get up and kill… the people they kill, GET UP AND KILL!”

I thought I would throw out a big thanks to my buddy Melvin.  He is truly a gifted artist who helped me by creating the “zombie eating brain” picture.   Thanks Dude!

- SD

Hello World.  This is the official first post for ZombieChatter.com.  You may wonder what this site will be once it is complete.  If you don’t care….then leave.  Otherwise read on.

The fact of the matter is, I have not decided what this site will be yet.  I really have two choices as I see it.

1. This site can wind up being one of the premier zombie dedicated blogs on the web.  You know, one of those places where people go to read all about the latest and greatest zombie news.  Of course the Internet is full of these sites…but my ego accompanied by delusions of grandeur have led me to believe that I can do it better.
2. This site can wind up being a place where my friends can share their various thoughts about the world.  You see, during your average work day, my friends who are jailed at the office tend to send around emails to each-other.  Typically these emails are on anything ranging from the pope to zombie movies.  This could be a great place for them to post the info versus sending it in an email forward. 

Only time will tell what I wind up doing with this site.  In the meantime, enjoy it. 

This guy gets smacked in the face by a dog….very funny!

A zombie and a baby have a lot in common. Lets explore that theory….