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Monserrat Morilles, dubbed ”La Diosa del Metro” or Subway Goddess, called her performances “happy minutes.”

Morilles, a professional stripper,  surprised subway riders all week by jumping from train to train doing quick pole dances.  She wouldn’t strip in front of children, and she only dropped own to her panties and bra……

She said she was protesting a lack of tolerance in Chili.  Sadly, she was arrested. 

As police and subway guards surrounded her, she was heard saying “This is just a beginning. We are starting an idea here that will grow and be developed further.”

I can only hope that this idea makes it to Atlanta.  It would be so great to see this on Marta.  I look forward to the day when I need to make sure that I bring one dollar bills with me when I ride down to the Braves game!

Below is a 44 second clip of her dancing:

Scattered, covered, smothered and hitched!

No, seriously, I’m just going to post 2 forwards here.  Lame?  You be the judge:

No 1:  Fishing on Fridays:

 A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. 

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. 
 
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,  loneliness,  feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs  she had endured over the course of their marriage. 
 
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the  therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand,  embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised  eyebrow. 

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The  therapist  turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least  three  times a week. Can you do this?’ 
 
The husband thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her off  here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.’

 No 2: Understanding the US Tax System (not sure if I posted this earlier)

Suppose that every day ten men go to a restaurant for dinner.  The bill for all ten comes to $100.  If it was paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12; the ninth $18.  The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.  The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until the owner threw them a curve.

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 1 + 3 + 7 + 12 + 18 + 59 = 100 cost of dinner

“Since you’re all such good customers, he said, I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” Now dinner for the 10 only costs $80.

The first four are unaffected; they still eat for free.  Can you figure out how to divvy up the $20 savings among the remaining six so that everyone gets his fair share?  The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33, but if they subtract that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meal.

The restaurant owner proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay under the same assumptions: Now the fifth man also paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, and the ninth paid $12 leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of $59.  Outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.  “I only got a dollar out the $20,” complained the sixth man, pointing to the tenth, “and he got 7!”

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 2 + 5 + 9 + 12 + 52 = 80 reduced cost of dinner

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man.  “I only saved a dollar, too.  It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!”

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + (-1) + (-1) + (-2) + (-3) + (-6) + (-7)= (-20) savings on dinner

“That’s true,” shouted the seventh man.  “Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2?  The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison.  “We didn’t get anything at all.  The system exploits the poor.”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.  The next night he didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him.  But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.  They were $52 short!

And that, boys, girls, and college instructors, is how America’s tax system works.  The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.  Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table any more.

Yes, they finally made it. A movie called Donkey Punch and it looks like it is exactly what we have been waiting for.

sorry it’s a day late….(been traveling)

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Shortly many of us here will be gathering at various parties to celebrate our Independence Day here in Zombie Nation. You really can’t beat getting together with friends, enjoying some beverages, and cooking some finger-lickin-stomach-fillin- BBQ food! Lets face it two of the most important things about enjoying the 4th of July is watching fireworks and devouring all the burgers, brats, dogs, ribs, and chicken you can. Might as well pile on some sides like potato salad, watermelon, and a little good ole American apple pie for dessert!

With this being an election year some of those conversation’s at your party may end up running into the dreaded well who do you like this year. Republicans will roll their eyes at the bleeding left wing liberals more concerned about a tree then watching their tax dollars burn away on poorly administered hand outs by the government to those “less fortunate”, and like wise democrats will look across the table and wonder who invited tin man to the party and wonder if he’ll ever find a heart.

A new poll out puts a little spin on the old question of “Who Ya Got” this year in the presidency when they asked voters who would they rather have at their 4th of July BBQ? The results showed that 52% of those polled would rather invite Barack Obama compared to 45% wishing John McCain could join their party. The other three percent evidently wrote in Krusty the clown wagering we were fucked either way so we might as well have a clown to light the fireworks.

Some interesting info although not that suprising came to light in the poll. For instance men were divided equally while women liked Obama by 11% more then his rival. Whites prefer McCain while minorities were much more apt to flip burgers with Obama. One person in the poll went as far as to say having McCain over would be “more like a retirement party than something fun”. While on the other side another individual who happened to be a Veteran polled would much rather cut the watermelon with McCain because they felt  “John and I would probably have a lot to talk about,”

Perhaps the most interesting stat though is that One in Six who are voting for McCain would actually rather have Obama come to their BBQ, while only One in Twenty of those voting for Obama would rather have McCain come instead of the Senator they planned on supporting in the general election.

Is this because Obama is perceived as a younger, hipper, more fun person to be around or by contrast is it that those voting for McCain perhaps are more open minded and would like to “Grill” Obama some to see what he is really all about?

My question for you all is not who you are voting for but who do you want at your 4th of July party and why?

Personally as much as part of me would like to have McCain stop in and enjoy a beer with me and talk about just why he thinks drilling for oil or a gas tax break would actually be effective in the long run I think I’m going to have to say I’d like to throw down with the Obamanator. I mean seriously you know when the dance music starts McCain isn’t getting out on the floor but Obama is gonna get out there and he is gonna bring the ladies out on the floor too. I guarantee you he may be a skinny little guy but i bet he knows his way around the table and would have no problem rollin up the sleeves and kickin back some sweet BBQ chicken. That’s just me the real question is who do you want lickin their fingers at your table with you and why?

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