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Friday, May 16th, 2008May 15th
Thursday, May 15th, 2008I was born on May 15th. Other historical events that happened on May 15th:
1718 - James Puckle, a London lawyer, patents the world’s first machine gun.
1905 - Las Vegas, Nevada, is founded when 110 acres (0.4 km²), in what later would become downtown, are auctioned off.
1940 - McDonald’s opens its first restaurant in San Bernardino, California.
1941 - Baseball player Joe DiMaggio of the New York Yankees starts his record-breaking 56-game hitting streak.
1958 - The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 3.
1960 - The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 4.
Cat on a Treadmill
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008Minja
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008What the hell is a Minja? I came across the term today (don’t ask what I was doing), and as it turns out, the MI from Midget + inja from Ninja = MINJA. So a Minja is a Midget Ninja.
According the the Urban Dictionary, “Minjas are extremely small, fast and very dangerous.”
I started thinking about it…. A band of Minjas would kick some ass. Seriously, this is worst-case-scenario here. Can you imagine, your out and about, when suddently six Minjas flip out of nowhere?
Part of me imagines them looking like the cute little guys that flip up and hit you in the head in Kung Fu (from the original NES).

However, after searching the web on the term, I found this youtube.com video uploaded by a group called “horny ninja.” There is nothing cute or funny about this…
Enjoy.
Great Moments In Alcoholism
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008found this on www.cnn.com
DARWIN, Australia (AP) — An Australian driver who secured a carton of beer in his car with a seat belt but left a 5-year-old child unrestrained was fined 750 Australian dollars ($710; €460), police said Tuesday.
Constable Wayne Burnett said he was “shocked and appalled” when he pulled over the unregistered car on Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.
The 30-can carton was strapped in between the two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, on the vehicle’s floor.
“The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,” Burnett told reporters Tuesday.
“I haven’t ever seen something like this before,” he said. “This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child.”
The driver was fined for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a seat belt.
Alice Springs Police Superintendent Sean Parnell expressed shock at the incident in a statement released Tuesday.
“This serves as a timely reminder to all drivers to ensure they wear seat belts and ensure as is their responsibility that all passengers in their vehicle are secured in the appropriate manner,” he said.
This guy really went for broke on this one. I think his personal motto is something like, “Unregistered, uninsured, unsafe and irresponsible”. Then again, you’ve got to hand it to him…he really has his priorities.
Chick a Has Tatoo of Your Name
Monday, May 12th, 2008Aaaw…look at what the ol’ girlfriend baked for me..
Saturday, May 10th, 2008
Mmm…exactly how I like my sprinkles–obscene.
The above image was sent to me while I was at work.
I especially like the acronym STFU, and Snoopified “shiz”, being intermingled with actual swear words.
(Honestly, I would be pleasantly surprised if she could successfully bake a cupcake; even if it has ‘bitch’ sprinkles.)
