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Revenge of the karmic ham

Here’s my latest “Chronicles of Chad” piece for the Tribune.
http://www.theclaytontribune.com/articles/2008/05/08/opinion/opinion03.txt

Date with the ‘Duchess of Death”

Can’t believe my publisher ran this creative non-fiction piece. Here ’tis.
Hope all is well w/ my peeps in da ATL
http://www.theclaytontribune.com/articles/2008/04/24/opinion/opinion03.txt

Moonshine Article

Sup zombies. It’s been a while since I last made a post. Per Striker Murdoch’s request I’ll begin pasting links to some of my newspaper articles. Let me know if you want me to continue to do so. Hopefully, as time goes by I’ll have some more time to commune with the dead.
 http://www.theclaytontribune.com/articles/2008/04/03/news/news03.txt

Victory In Iraq: A Republican Nightmare

This is part of an article I have written that has been published in Impeached Magazine.  Click on the link to the website to read the rest. 

It may seem unthinkable, but the recent success of the surge in Iraq could spell doom for the Republican presidential hopefuls in 2008.  The current stumbling of the Giuliani campaign [...]

Death of Football=Birth of New Fun

It’s Saturday afternoon in mid December. Grey clouds are rolling over my home town of Tucker, Georgia and unfortunately, my mood mirrors their steady descent.  Normally, such circumstances could be remedied with a hefty dose of high-speed gridiron brutality, but not today.  The college football season is ostensibly over and won’t return in any meaningful fashion [...]

Sex, Drugs and Abraham Lincoln

By Stonehombre
                Last Thursday night, instead of spending quality time snorkeling in the bath tub, I decided to give this little VH1 “celebreality” thing a chance.  They were showing one of those wacky game shows where a bunch of nasty-ass ho’s duke it out in a battle royal for the affection of a washed-up pseudo-pimp rapper.  [...]