Entries for August, 2009
Banana Bomb
Yesterday, and in unison, Melvin (one of the authors of this blog) got a whole bunch of text messages all saying one simple word: Banana
Why and how did this happen? The story unfolds below….
A while back, Melvin thought it would be funny to sign my home address up to receive a care package from an [...]
The Bandit may be on the run again
(MYFOX NATIONAL) – If a visit to the Burt Reynolds Museum is on your life list, then you may want to get to Florida soon.
The museum, located in Jupiter, may be closed or moved this year to make way for a new commercial development. The former First Union Bank building, which houses the museum, is [...]
E-mails from crazy people…
Parklifer turned me on to this website this moring, E-mails from crazy people. After perusing a few of the entries I came across this one, seeing as we’re all football fans here and at some point have played Madden…I find this email particullary halirious!
Please, enjoy!
PS: This is a real NFL Offensive Lineman
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic [...]
The Campaign to Stop Binge Drinking
Do you want markers, marshmallows and hot dog buns in your future?
Happy Birthday Striker Murdock
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four nine
and there’s so much more
In case you can’t understand him here is the Bob Talk Translation:
“Is it past anybody’s bed time? Ha-ha, its past mine. I should have been in bed hours ago. Ha-ha-ha. OK it’s Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers right here. Benmont Tench playing the keyboards. [...]
George A. Romero’s SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD – UPDATE
One of the major revelations earlier last month, when the official list of the Toronto International Film Fest was released, was the title of George Romero’s new zombie movie. Original poster art last in January had led us all to believe that the title had yet to be created – it only said …of the Dead.
The [...]
Waddle on down!…
…and pick up this beauty from KFC
This is why you’re fat… and why zombies will have no problem catching you
