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Yesterday, and in unison, Melvin (one of the authors of this blog) got a whole bunch of text messages all saying one simple word:  Banana
Why and how did this happen?  The story unfolds below….
A while back, Melvin thought it would be funny to sign my home address up to receive a care package from an [...]

(MYFOX NATIONAL) – If a visit to the Burt Reynolds Museum is on your life list, then you may want to get to Florida soon.
The museum, located in Jupiter, may be closed or moved this year to make way for a new commercial development. The former First Union Bank building, which houses the museum, is [...]

Parklifer turned me on to this website this moring, E-mails from crazy people.  After perusing a few of the entries I came across this one, seeing as we’re all football fans here and at some point have played Madden…I find this email particullary halirious!
Please, enjoy!
PS: This is a real NFL Offensive Lineman
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic [...]

Do you want markers, marshmallows and hot dog buns in your future?

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four nine
and there’s so much more

In case you can’t understand him here is the Bob Talk Translation:
“Is it past anybody’s bed time? Ha-ha, its past mine. I should have been in bed hours ago. Ha-ha-ha. OK it’s Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers right here. Benmont Tench playing the keyboards. [...]

One of the major revelations earlier last month, when the official list of the Toronto International Film Fest was released, was the title of George Romero’s new zombie movie.  Original poster art last in January had led us all to believe that the title had yet to be created – it only said …of the Dead.
The [...]

…and pick up this beauty from KFC

This is why you’re fat… and why zombies will have no problem catching you