I have never smelt a fart on an airplane. Why is this? Is there some sort of special anit-fart repellent on airplanes? If so, I would love to purchase the anti-fart feature for my car. If they did have an anti-fart feature for cars, they could not call it anti-fart. They would have to come up with some sort of clever brand name, like AF or Ephemeralilator.

Car Sales Person: “So, you want leather seats, a V6, satellite radio and AF.”

- Deep Thoughts by HanzoSword

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