Surely I’m not the only one who could use a FUKITOL? I mean between the economy, work, and all the other bullshit going on it seems like a FUKITOL is the perfect answer to our problems. Lets drop several billion into the development of the FUKITOL pill. We have pills for everything else under the sun why not have an all encompassing pill?

Would the big pharmaceutical companies do this? Perhaps they would lose money from all their other little drugs that just mask the problems and make them more manageable.

I’ve had it today at my job I’m taking two FUKITOL’s and MAYBE I’ll call in the morning if i give a fuck then.

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