Why would the zoo be on lockdown? Because a monkey is on the loose, that’s why. What the hell is up with monkeys this week?

This story is just breaking…stay tuned for details or possibly another “When Animals Attack” post.

P.S.- The news report said that it was a male monkey…which can be identified by a bright-blue scrotum. The news anchors then repeated that phrase over and over.

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