Wake N’ Bacon
There are great inventions and then there is the Wake N Bake Alarm Clock.
How was your morning? Did you wake up easily or was it a struggle to get out of bed this morning? A long time ago someone coined the phrase breaking up is hard to do which we all can attest from experience is certainly the case. A spin off of that old phrase though is waking up is hard to do. For many it is a lack of motivation. Who wants to get up and go to a job they slave at and don’t enjoy. Look in the mirror it is why you are reading this blog instead of doing the work you know you should be doing! Don’t you think waking up would be so much easier if every morning you woke up to the succulent smell of freshly cooked bacon waiting for you?
That my friends is what the Wake N Bacon achieves. It succeeds where all other Alarm Clocks fail. Sure people have made alarm clocks that will play your favorite music and that is nice, but one that lulls one of our most primal urges to satisfy our hunger? That is what I call genius.
It is simple before you go to bed drop your frozen bacon in the cooker. Ten minutes before you wake up the cooker turns on then your alarm goes off and your bacon pops out crisp and ready to eat!
This my friends is modern technology at work for us. Now if they could only get it to brew a cup of coffee to go along with the bacon and maybe drop a couple fried eggs you could have the total package! They have been featured on numerous sites including: The New York Times Style Magazine, Good Morning America, Splendid Table, and others. Of course now that they have hit the big time and made it to Zombie Chatter don’t be surprised if your mom asks you if you have a Wake N Bacon for your home!
No word yet on if Michael Phelps will be approached to be the official spokesman for the product or not…..
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February 10th, 2009 at 8:06 am
This is why we are the best country in the world! Truly a marvelous invention…
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February 10th, 2009 at 8:12 am
The future has arrived. I love how the thing actually looks like a pig (providing classy home-decor)
This is probably the alarm clock everyone from the movie “Idiocracy” has.
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February 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I know what I’m getting you for your birthday now.
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February 10th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Future news story…
“Wake N’ Bacon Kills 854 lb. Man In Firey Blaze”
Eating roasted pig was all that super morbidly obese Jerry Hall had in mind every morning. The last thing he expected was to be burned alive. The mega popular Wake N’ Bacon had accidentally started Mr. Halls house on fire when the unit malfunctioned early Tuesday morning. It was a slow blaze but due to Mr. Halls condition he was unable to put out the fire successfully before it raged. The owner of Wong’s Hut, Wong Chin, was on the scene and stated, “Jerry was my best customer, this is devestating for our business!” Other restraunt delivery restruant owners were also spotted on the scene in tears. The manufacturers of the Wake N’ Bake declined to comment on the incident and are facing possible law suits from the restruant owners for lost income due to Jerry’s untimely death.
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February 10th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Well I would call you Debbie Downer, but the thought crossed my mind of what kind of hazard this could become.
That being said if you never fly for the sun you won’t know how high you can go…. but you don’t get burned either.
I still think the inventor should get some kind of nobel price or something!
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February 10th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Finally! I’ve been looking for the perfect valentine’s day gift for my wife…and now I have it!
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February 10th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
actually…i’m going to downgrade this just a tad. it only cooks ONE piece of bacon. Seems like that would just be a teaser in the morning and leave you wanting more.
I still like it, but I’ll hold out for the 5-piece model.
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