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Entries for February, 2009

80’s Movie Remakes – And Why I’m Sick to Death of Them

I have a gripe….what else is new right?   This time, I simply want to say that I am sick and tired of this 80’s movie remake craze.  Every time I see another announcement of an “in production” movie, its another movie that I really enjoyed from my childhood getting served up as the latest bastard [...]

IFB!!!!

Lebron James Underhanded 50 footer

LeBron James added another shot to his NBA legacy yesterday, but even though this underhanded 50 footer was not during a game it was pretty cool.
As soon as I saw this my first thought was this is the kind of stuff I was hoping to see in the HORSE/GEICO competition during the All Start weekend. [...]

FUKITOL: The Real Cure

Surely I’m not the only one who could use a FUKITOL? I mean between the economy, work, and all the other bullshit going on it seems like a FUKITOL is the perfect answer to our problems. Lets drop several billion into the development of the FUKITOL pill. We have pills for everything else under the [...]

Andy Richter, Conan O’Brien- Together Again

Richter, who was O’Brien’s sidekick for seven years on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” will be the announcer when his buddy takes over as host of NBC’s “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” on June 1, the network has announced.
It’s been almost nine years since they worked together on a daily basis. They should have [...]

I’d Hit That!-Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel has this certain something about her. From her DSL to her unbelievable ass it just all reads sexy up and down her body. With Spring Training in full swing I thought this would be a good week to take another peak at one of Derek Jeter’s old flings. Beyond that I’m really just not sure [...]

Toilets

Which one would you rather piss in?

IHOP National Pancake Day Feb 24th

It’s that time of year again! IHOP is celebrating their National Pancake day again today Tuesday February 24th. From their website:
Known also as Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras, National Pancake Day dates back several centuries to when the English prepped for fasting during Lent. Strict rules prohibited the eating of all dairy products during Lent, [...]

Keep Your Bible, Give Me My Beer!

Many of you may have noticed there has been a lot of discussion recently about abolishing the blue laws that prevent Sunday alcohol sales in the five states that still partake in this medieval practice: Georgia, Connecticut, Texas, Alabama and Minnesota. Many of the lawmakers in these states have been quick to point out how [...]

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