I personally take comfort thinking about the “after-life” waiting for these special serviles. I envision a theatre in hell that has been construced just for them. Some ot the attributes:

1. Clockwork Orange “Eye-lid” devices
2. Demon “seat-kicker” sitting behind them
3. Demon “masturbater” sitting next to them with basketball size balls.
4. Demon talker sitting to the right… talking about their awful opinion of the movie.
5. APD, empolyed every 2 minutes. This APD is a pineaple.
6. The smell of vomet
7. Never-ending movie

We shall all have our revenge!

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I know it takes some effort on your part and it should be the “ass clowns” that are forced to go see a movie at midnight but here’s the advantage to seeing a movie at midnight..

1. You’re there with all the uber-geeks, you could kick their ass with your manly gaze.

2. You’re there with all the uber-geeks, they want to see the movie as bad as you do and once the previews start they shut the fuck up until it over (or until Yoda pulls out his light-saber (in this case it’s OK ot go ape-shit)..

3. Revenge of the nerd factor…there are more of you than there will be of them, so if they make a scene they’ll be shunned….SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

75% of the time there is a blockbuster that I want to see ol’ Mindbomb goes at midnight and it’s always smooth sailing…If it’s a highly anticipated indy movie, don’t worry, usually you need an IQ to understand them, the “ass-clowns” will get frustrated, grunt, and leave….

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The obvious answer is security. They would be like Mall Nazi’s but they would be Movie Nazi’s instead. They would keep the peace and kick people out. I would want these people to look like the bouncers that stand in front of the stage at Metal shows though. Big like that guy that won the UFC fight the other night with swords tattooed on their chest. This way it is not a long drawn out procedure when they are being escorted out.

Of course I’m sure the price of a movie ticket would double to not just one of your arms but to an arm and a leg if they did that

Maybe they could install APD’s in the seats. You know nothing shuts someone up like haveing an APD suddenly attack them. An APD of course is an Anal Pierceing Dildo.

Have those fuckers installed in every seat so they pierce through any clothing and home in right on someone’s sphincter. Talk about getting fucked!

I guess their are some in society who might like that though so it might not work either.

The situation is hopeless i tell you.

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