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Now that ZC past its first birthday, I thought I’d go back and look at what was going on in the ZC world 1 year ago today (11/26/07).  It’s some pretty interesting stuff.  Here are the highlights:

 1.  Melvin vented about his Eagles falling to the Pats, giving Tom Brady a big “FUCK YOU!”  You see, back then the Pats were in the middle of their record undefeated season, only to fall to the hapless Giants in the Super Bowl.  To Melvin’s credit, Karma is a bitch, as “boy wonder” Brady is out for the year, and perhaps the victim of the same fate he caused on Drew Breese with the success of Matt Cassel.

2.  Mindbomb brings some cullinary wisdom to ZC with his find of the Zombie Nutritionist’s “All-Brain Diet.”   

3. Melvin entertains us with another lovely food story…um, sort of.  It’s how his dog Bella loves to eat poop!  Chadinator makes a funny reference to “Fancy Fecal,” while Admin and SoItGoes appeared to be sick from the thought of dogs eating poop, and the joy it brings.  This story also marks the appearance of one of ZC’s funniest member names:  jaybird_mcjigglepants.  Not sure what happened to mcjigglepants, but it’s still a cool name.

4. Professor Chadinator enlightens the ZC crowd on all of the swear acronyms he knows:  F’nA, SOB, BS, WTF, TMFI.  The discussion was hijacked byAdmin and his comment regarding another favorite acronym: FUCK.

5.  Finally, in a good multi-post day for the infant ZC site, a heated, 2 comment discussion regarding the possibility that Thom Yorke is the voice of Herbert (the perverted guy) from Family Guy.  Chadinator & SoItGoes agree.

And that’s what went on on ZC a year ago today! 

This week let’s take a look at a fine specimen of the female species that was brought to my attention by our very own Admin. I remember the day vividly it was a phone call:

Admin: Dude have you seen that movie DEBS?

SoItGoes: What?

Admin: DEBS

SoItGoes: I don’t think so whats it about

Admin: This girl Jordana Brewster is in it and she is really hot and plays a lesbian……….

I really don’t know what he said after that my mind was off in imagination land. Needless to say I have since seen the movie (i think at admin’s house because he DVR’ed it) and She lives up to the Hype. A no brainer I’d Hit That! Morning, Nooners, and All Nighters. She is the ripe age of 28 and Yale Educated. You can catch her next summer in the new Fast and the Furious movie. I assure you she is the ONLY reason I MIGHT see that movie. Some nice Eye Candy to get your ready for your big feast tomorrow!

Not bad. Not bad at all. For the record she is another JG. Jeter jumped on this one way before she got married. Like James Brown though he hit it and quit it.

The real question i’d like to leave you with though is how did Jordana not win the Oscar for best actress for DEBS? She was a method actor like we have not seen since De Niro in Raging Bull! She made me a believer that she was a lesbian! It must have been a conspiracy i tell ya!

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I saw this last night for the first time and I must say it is pretty awesome. This is a Fan Film done by Sandy Collora about Batman. It is 8 minutes long but is really worth taking the time to check it out. It is really well done! Sandy has done work on a ton of movies check out his website

Documentary Review
(4 out of 5)

Fueled by a raging libido, Wild Turkey, and superhuman doses of drugs, Thompson was a true “free lance, ” goring sacred cows with impunity, hilarity, and a steel-eyed conviction for writing wrongs. Focusing on the good doctor’s heyday, 1965 to 1975, the film includes clips of never-before-seen (nor heard) home movies, audiotapes, and passages from unpublished manuscripts.

This film works on many levels. It is a snapshot of history, both social and political, and it also explores the existential being that is Hunter S. Thompson. I was unaware of the many accomplishments in “Gonzo’s” storied career. For example, I did not know that he ran for Sheriff in Aspen. I also, did not know how much influence he had on the Nixon/McGovern election and the Jimmy Carter phenomenon. All of these segments were very revealing and interesting exploring his influence/legacy in 70’s politics. His “rock & roll” approach to psychedelic drugs and the courage he had to change the way many thought of them is where the film was most predictable (exactly what I expected). I thought the documentary would have been better served to focus more on his downfall and delve into understanding what happened to him in his later years. I was most excited when it appeared that he was going to have a resurgents when writing about the 911 at the start of the film.

This film is not for everyone. I would definitely suggest it to those who liked Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and in contrary I would not recommend this documentary if you did not care for FLLV. On a side note, Johnny Dep narrates much of the documentary.

Guitar Hero and bike riding…combined!,  for your enjoyment….

I run into the theater…excited with anticipation.  A movie that I’ve been looking forward to for years finally hits the silver screen.  I cautiously sit down….looking around at the people sitting around me…profiling them.  What am I looking for and why would I do this? 

You see, I’ve been burned before. Burned by the type of ass-clown that starts talking, kicking my seat or crumbling their tub-o-popcorn.  But this can’t happen tonight right ?  This movie is too important…… It can and it did.

Of course, tonight that couple sits behind me.  They literally put their feet up on the seat next to me and proceed to “chat” during the entire fucking movie. 

I’ve tried to be polite in the past.  I’ve tried to turn around….say shhhoosh nicely.  It never works.  This type of person looks at you like your the crazy one.  Then they talk about how nutz you are….just fueling their conversation fire. 

I hate these dip-shit fuck-wads out there that like to treat the movie theater like it’s their own personal living room. 

You know the type.  The same inconsiderate fucker that cuts in front of long lines, bangs his neighbors wife or scams old people out of their life savings.  You know this person.  He….or she is the person that simply doesn’t care about anybody else except for themselves.  

I once saw a crazy “insert ethic slur” guy go ape shit on a couple of college students at a movie when they asked him to put a sock in it.  He stood up started screaming.  The bastard was still going ape shit in the parking lot after the movie.  Way to propagate the stereo type….

When there’s a zombie apocalypse, I’m feeding these fuckers to the hordes. 

Anyway, I would like to suggest a remedy to this problem.  I think movie theaters should install a shock device in all their seats that is operated by the person in the seat in front of them.   When that person talks…..ZAAAAPPPP.  When that person kicks the seat….ZAAAPPPP.

Or, how about a less violent version…a flashing light on the back of my seat that say “shut the fuck up” …. thus out-annoying the person sitting behind you.   Surely they would get the hint right? 

Of course, I’m open to suggestions.  What do you think we should do?  Have any ideas?  I’m ready for a revolution.