Yoda For President
My dad sent this to me today. A picture of Yoda with at quote.

”Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.”
~ Yoda
If Yoda says it (especially Empire) then these are words to live by.
Anyway, this quote got me thinking. I’m willing to say that this quote can sum up all the problems we have in our current political world.
I’m so sick and tired of Presidents, Congress Men and any other elected officials making false promises, covering their asses with deflection and lying to us.
If these bastards…..the same people we voted for and elected…would simply “do or do not” we would be in a much better place.
So we should basically just elect Yoda for president. Lets get the little green guy with a limp into office. Right about now, I’m looking at his competition, and can’t decide which candidate is the better of two evils.
Yoda would rock out the white house.
Who’s with me?
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October 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 am
There would be a lot of ignorant people who probably would not vote for him because of his skin color.
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October 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 am
If yoda was prez maybe his veep could be Obi Wan?
Negotiations with Terrorist should go well:
“bomb us you shall not, go fuck yourselfs you shall!”
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October 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 am
I don’t think Yoda would pick Old Ben, some folks might not go for an “all Jedi” ticket…I think the counsel would suggest someone like Jar Jar Binks. He might help bring in the “non-human hockey-parent vote”, but that might mean that Jar Jar is “one heart-beat” away from the presidency…scray..
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October 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 am
Jar Jar hasn’t her served two terms as president already? I don’t think they would allow that.
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