I’ll have to admit, I’ve always wanted to chuck a midget.  They’re about the size of small children….but you can’t chuck children (even your own).  So, I think it would be great to pick up a midget and throw it across a street, over some bushes, down a bowling alley…it doesn’t matter to me…..I just want to chuck a midget.

I’d also like to beat the crap out of a clown.  Over-happy fuckers.

Not all clowns are terrible though….

Now the best thing in the world would be to chuck a midget clown….then kick the crap out of it while it lays there unconscious on the floor. 

Disclaimer:  ***No Midgets or Clowns were hurt during the writing of this post. ***

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