Random Midget / Clown thoughts
I’ll have to admit, I’ve always wanted to chuck a midget. They’re about the size of small children….but you can’t chuck children (even your own). So, I think it would be great to pick up a midget and throw it across a street, over some bushes, down a bowling alley…it doesn’t matter to me…..I just want to chuck a midget.
I’d also like to beat the crap out of a clown. Over-happy fuckers.
Not all clowns are terrible though….
Now the best thing in the world would be to chuck a midget clown….then kick the crap out of it while it lays there unconscious on the floor.
Disclaimer: ***No Midgets or Clowns were hurt during the writing of this post. ***
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September 19th, 2008 at 6:47 am
I see the humor in this post but i really think a trip to the “couch” is in order for your agressive thoughts and hatred towards those that are less fortunate and who live to bring joy to the world.
Also i think men shoudl be banned from being clowns and only women who look like the ones in the above picture or better should be clowns and they should always dress like that. In fact i think we should open a strip club and call it the Big Top and have only clown strippers.
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September 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am
You need many, many years of therapy
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September 19th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Little People… they liked to be called “little people”.
I think little people are great. I do not know any, but I would imagine they would be great little friends. As a matter of fact, I bet that we could develop a great little hand shake together. One that involves me using just my index finger and thumb or something.
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September 19th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I used to think that clowns were creepy, but after seeing the pic above of the two ladies, I think I might have found a fetish..thanks admin..
Little People are our friends to, hopefully you will not encounter one on you cruise…
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