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Written by scruffd0g on June 23, 2008.
Large Ladies Rejoice!
The new Uni-Lite enables men to find all of the right spots “down there” when excess flab can get in the way in the heat of passion. Now slump-busters–and a good portion of 50-year-old married guys–can easily find their way to their lady’s “special spot” with the new Uni-Lite!
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Written by Mindbomb1973 on June 23, 2008.
The Uni-Lite is so powerful it allows its users to see into the future, unfortunately most users see themselves growing old and dying alone….
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Written by SoItGoes on June 23, 2008.
Bright Light Shades: When your future is not so bright LIGHT IT UP yourself with your new Bright Light Shades. Designed for 80’s rehash losers still livin like their future is so bright!
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Written by Chadinator on June 23, 2008.
As struggling ultra cool model/actor (Tom) makes his debut professional appearance he finally realizes what the uni-light really is and smiles slightly less as the photographer takes the final picture.
“Uni-light… build model train sets with both hands free!”
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Written by Striker Murdock on June 23, 2008.
“Unfortunately, the Uni-Lite was unable to help him find his lost dignity”
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Written by cwbrown on June 23, 2008.
Thomas Edison meet Ben Franklin.
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Written by scruffd0g on June 23, 2008.
{if my wife posted here, here quote would be this:}
…You know how I know YOU’RE GAY?….
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Written by admin on June 23, 2008.
Prom? Big Date? Good news! You will never again have to worry about blemishes and untimely zits! Nobody will notice!
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Written by Mindbomb1973 on June 24, 2008.
And the winner is……me, thanks to the other person who voted for me
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Written by SoItGoes on June 24, 2008.
Come on tell the truth how much did you pay that other person OR did you sign up for another account just to pump yours up so you could get the win
just kidding of course i thought it was funny but it did not get my vote
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Written by Mindbomb1973 on June 24, 2008.
Thanks for the idea, I need to create a few more ZC accounts…then…the world
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