Scarlett Johansson Engaged….NOOOOOOOOOO
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It’s official. SoItGoes will likely break down into a heaping pile of teary-eyed mess once he finds out. Sorry dude. Today is a very sad day.
Scarlett Johansson is getting married to Ryan Reynolds. With roles in movies like Van Wilder, Waiting and Blade Trinity, Reynolds is actually a pretty cool actor in my book. However, he is still taking one of our favorite curvaceous vixens off the market.
If history is any indication of the past, Reynolds was already engaged to Alanis Morissette…and that didn’t work out. We can only hope the same happens here.
Scarlett Johansson, a Eulogy in pictures. Enjoy…



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Tags: Engaged, ryan reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
May 6th, 2008 at 9:35 am
This is fucking bullshit. Typical hollywood bullshit. I gotta get out to California and save Natalie Portman before she makes the same mistake.
who is this turd? Where did this come from? Wasn’t SJ just smooching lips with NP a month or so back? How did things go so bad so fast.
Is this guy a jew? If not I’ll take whatever the under is on the marriage lasting. Someone get us the Vegas line!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I heard some of her tom waits cover album…. not bad but i was not impressed enough to go out and buy it.