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According to Wikipedia, a sunburn is a burn to living tissue such as skin produced by overexposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation, commonly from the sun’s rays. 

I think a sunburn is Gods way of punishing you for looking at the high-school girls walking down the beach for too long. 

Despite which you believe, I may have one of the most hellacious sunburns that I’ve had in many, many years.  It hurts when I sleep.  I’m convinced that the water in the shower is actually battery acid.  When I sit still for too long then get up, it feels like I’m tearing one gigantic band-aid off my entire body. 

Aloe helps a bit, but it’s only temporary.  Kill Me.

Even when on vacation I get this post in, now that’s dedication. Enjoy.

Guitar Hero: On Tour is coming to the Nintendo DS.  Its not out yet, but according the GuitarHeroOnTour.com, the game is set to be released this summer. 

 I have Guitar Hero 2, and have played the third one a bunch.  The game series is awesome, and I have battled against my friends (and family) to declare domination of songs like War Pigs, Sweet Child O’ Mine and Woman. 

This new installment looks interesting, but I’ll have to wait to see how it actually plays.  Unlike the console versions of the game where you have a guitar shaped controller, the DS On Tour version has a small peripheral that attaches to the DS. On the peripheral you will find 4 color keys similar to the keys found on the console versions guitar controller (as seen in the pic)

Along with the single player campaign, Guitar Hero: On Tour will also support multiplayer. The game will feature both co-op as well as competitive two player options using the local wireless functions of the Nintendo DS system. The game’s battle mode will feature similar gameplay as the mode created in Guitar Hero III, with power-ups created specifically for Guitar Hero: On Tour. For example, players can activate power-ups that’ll send raving fans to the other screen, and the opponent will have to sign autographs on the touchscreen to get rid of them. Or out-of-control pyrotechnics will be set ablaze, and players will have to blow them out using the Nintendo DS microphone.

I can’t seem to find which songs are going to be on the game, but I’m hopeful that they hit the mark!

Game Trailer:

Well it has been a while since I’ve been able to post. This whole job thing is a drag, but sometimes something comes along that you just have to take time to post. I give you the greatest commercial ever! Who knew KFC was big in the black metal scene! I can see it now all the black metal bands make their list of things they need when the come to town:
-Virgins
-Beer
-Goats
-KFC
Nothing more metal then KFC! \m/

Yes.  This zombie has a name.  He is from a well known zombie movie, and his name (not mentioned in the movie) is talked about in the DVD special features.

 First person to get it wins pride and glory.

If you can make it through this entire clip you will think long and hard about how scary life can be. Most people do fall in the category of “this movie is going to be my life”. It is like being bit by a zombie… you want to fight it but for most people they don’t have a chance. I take great pride in the fact that I at least defied a couple of the stereo types in this short film… have you?

Yes, thats right.  All these stupid movies about 25 year olds playing 17 year olds dancing their way to greatness are officially the worst type of movie trash in theaters today. 

This trend seemed to have started years ago with extravagant cheerleading dance offs….which by themselves are harmless enough because they really only appealed to a small female audience.  But now….now, the mainstream has picked up on movies like Step Up, Step Up 2: The Streets and a billion other stupid fucking movies about “taking your breath away with dance moves.” 

These no-plot, flicks where every person is forever holding the patented Zoolander “Magnum” pose, are on my last nerve. 

This is my official plea for help.  Please….Please….Please, stop supporting these movies.  We must come together as a society and stop going to these films.  BOYCOT the Dance Movies.!

This is our time to “Step Up” against these abominations. 

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.
The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.
The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.

I’m a little bit confused here.  I mean, how could something like this go on and not a single passenger see it?  Was everyone but the Pervert asleep?  I love how the dude in front of her “comforted her and verified the semen in her hair”…….Yep, that’s giz alright…100%

If you saw this happening on a flight, would you notify one of the attendants or just sit there and watch in utter confusion?  

You would just watch wouldn’t you…you fucking perverts