Well, May 5th is coming soon…..I guess. That means that our favorite hispanic holiday Cinco de Mayo (translation: the 5th of May) is coming too.
I don’t know what it is about this holiday that brings out the best drunken fun in everybody, or what seems to relate it to Midgets, Dwarfs and Little People….but for some reason a liquor promotional company listed the following job ad on Craigs List today…Enjoy!
“midget” Brand Ambassadors needed — Tequila Promotions Cinco de Mayo
We are a Promotional Talent and Marketing Agency specializing in “midgets” and “dwarf” talent. We pay excellent by industry standards and have ongoing opportunities for the right people.
6 “Midget” Brand Ambassadors Needed Cinco de Mayo Event
male or female dwarfs, midgets or “little people” talent
Caucasian, African American, Asian or Hispanic
4′10″ and shorter
21 years of age or older
very motivated, happy, energetic, interactive people person and someone that likes to work with crowds at parties
CINCO DE MAYO PROMOTIONS TEQUILA EVENT
The dwarfs are needed to work in Atlanta on Monday, May 5 (Cinco de Mayo) for a 4 (four) hour “shift” meeting & greeting, mix and mingling, handing out liquor premiums & souvenirs, taking photos with customers and patrons.
BRAND AMBASSADOR CHARACTERS
The dwarfs will work as the client’s “character” as a dwarf in a sombrero and poncho provided by our client promoting Mexican liquor while bar hopping with a group of team captains from the client’s liquor company.
Our client will provide ALL costumes.
EMAIL/CALL FOR DETAILS:
Please call ASAP & email us as soon as possible to let us know you want to be included. We will discuss rate of pay and tell you more details.
TO BE CONSIDERED:
In the meantime, to be considered, we need all talent to submit .jpg head shots and full body shots ASAP for the client’s review to email@example.com.
Talent needs cell phone &/or voice mail and email to work this gig.
Ok, seriously? This is awesome. We gotta find where this “promotional” event is. Did they really request “character midgets in sombreros”? Oh, and the email address: firstname.lastname@example.org. I really needed a good laugh this afternoon. This provided it.
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