Would You Bang A Zombie?
While searching the web for uhhh, zombie stuff, I came across this website: Zombie Pinups.
The sites slogan is: Beauty and Braaaains!
Shoved forward by a little sick intrigue, I dug deeper into the site and learned that this organization holds Beauty pageants for chicks who dress up like our favorite undead friends - ZOMBIES.
According to the website, in order to be crowned the coveted “Miss Zombie Queen 2008, ” one must put on their sexiest classic pinup outfit and their most gruesome zombie make up, then compete to win in-front of a group of “celebrity” judges.
See a pinup gallery full of past contestants. I encourage you to take a look….who knows you might like what you see.
Anyway, after seeing this site, it got me thinking…..this seems like nothing more than a sexual fetish right? I mean some people like anal beads, and some like to dress up like the undead. So I went to Google and typed in “zombie girl, craigs list”….
The link below will take you to what I found.
CraigsList - Hot Zombie Sex Roleplay
Enjoy!
January 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
I don’t even know where the fuck to start with this.
I bet their are some whacked out girls out there who get off on that stuff and are probably hot in that little goth slut kind of way.
As for the craigslist post….. A transgendered male looking for a zombie woman to have a transgenedered lesbian (?) encounter?
I mean the transgendered thing is out there in itself but then you add on he/she/it wants a woman dressed as a zombie… that gets pretty wild.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
That is an abomination.
Good find… it reminded me of the character from the movie Fido who had the zombie sex slave, who was able to put the collar on the zombie when she was still fresh.
A good object to find for an internet image scavenger hunt would be a midget zombie pinup with one leg! That would be the golden unicorn of images.
January 8th, 2008 at 9:33 am
And Monty Python thought they were onto something with the hunt for the holy grail! The grail pales in comparison to the one legged midget zombie pinup! Do you get bonus points if it is a transgendered one legged midget zombie pinup?