So last night I was surfing around on the television trying to find something to watch, when low and behold what do I come upon?….American f’n Gladiators (I completely forgot that last night was the Wold Premiere!!), I thought awesome!!, what a way to fill my otherwise boring Sunday night than to re-live my youth by watching the uber-macho gladiators destroy their physically inferior contestants. 

After watching for 15 minutes here’s what I deducted:

1. This show sucks, it’s always sucked..but when I was a kid it was OK to like a show that sucks, cause well I’m a kid..now the show just seems pathetic
2. I really f’in hate the Hulk-ster…there’s only so much of that voice I can stand.  I felt as though he was on the verge of dropping a very large and painful load in his pants the entire time he was commentating..the same goes for Rand “Macho Man” Savage.  Take an Ex-Lax, use the bathroom and CALM DOWN!
3. The Gladiators are GAY.  Not a little gay but FLAMING GAY.  I have several friends who are gay and if they saw any of the Gladiators on the street they’d tell them to calm down and stop teasing your hair, cause eventually girlfriend… it will fight back. 

Here’s an example of what I saw:

 Malibu (cir. 1989)

                    VS.

Titan (cir. 2008)

To make matters worse during one of the few commercial breaks I saw, there was a commercial for………….Knight Rider, that’s right but this time K.I.T.T. is a Mustang..

                                  NBC, please leave the 80’s in the 80’s.  Your TV shows were awesome in the 80’s, now they’re just pathetic.

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