What was more upsetting for this guy? Finding out that he is not the father, or finding out that he himself is not actually Black? Striker Murdock thinks this was a crushing blow to his street-cred.
Archive > November 2007
The Red Bull Rocket Experiment
Hypothesis:
At 2:36 on Saturday November 24th, a small band of rocketeers set out to prove that a model rocket built from a Red Bull can could in fact be sent into the stratosphere.
They blew it….
The Materials:
An empty can of Red Bull
A broken rocket
An engine 4 times too big for the rocket
Clear plastic tape
Play - Doh
The […]
Mathew McConaughey escapes Malibu fires
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071124204127.zsi6fszy&show_article=1
…the article goes on to talk about wind, i’ll spare you the details
So, as i’m reading this all i can think in my head is whether or not McConaughey escaped the perils of nature “shirt on” or “shirt off”. I can only imagine that it went down just like a Bruckheimer action flick. Locals would have […]
Meet the women who won’t have babies - because they’re not eco friendly
Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.But […]
Mindless Consumer Zombies Spotted at Best Buy
Best Buy Zombies
While driving home around 1:30am tonight, my wife and I noticed a bunch of cars in the Best Buy parking lot. Knowing that it’s the day before the coveted “Black Friday,” which signifies the beginning of the Christmas shopping season, we thought that the store may have opened at midnight.
Upon entering the nearly full parking lot […]
It is Time…
for ZombieChatter to ravage the land mindlessly and destructively. “The people they kill, get up and kill… the people they kill, GET UP AND KILL!”
Thanks to Melvin
I thought I would throw out a big thanks to my buddy Melvin. He is truly a gifted artist who helped me by creating the “zombie eating brain” picture. Thanks Dude!
- SD

