I have not been able to find as much internet clamor about this movie as I thought I would. I have noticed some reviews mentioning it in the same breath as 300 for its visual distinction and violence. Unfortunately I don’t think it lives up to those lofty expectations, but Beowulf does delivery a fun movie […]
Archive > November 2007
The 6 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For:
THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call […]
World’s Fastest Clapper… what a spaz. Wait for the highest gear at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo
I know what Scott Asked Santa For
slingshot monkey
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BIGGEST HOWL: Flingshot Monkey flies with a screeeam! Just pull him back and let him fly! Flingshot Flying Monkey Ages 4 & up
The Slingshot Flying Monkey is nothing short of outrageous!
The monkey can be shot long distances using his elastic arms.
Put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back and let go.
As an […]
All the swear acronyms I know…
F’n A, SOB, BS, WTF, TMFI
I once knew a SOB who was punched in the face for knowing TMFI by a SOB who said, “WTF, that’s BS”.
Why does my dog eat poop?
Meet my dog, Bella:
She is an Italian Greyhound, and as you probably know, her name is Italian for “Beauty”. This is ironic, because beauty is not typically associated with consuming fecal matter. That’s right–for some ungodly reason, Bella has an insatiable appetite for poo.
I know what you’re thinking–this guy’s dog is not that unusual…dogs like […]
For a moment, I almost believed in Karma…
For those of you who are not New England Patriots fans, you have likely been sickened by the continuous coverage of the Patriots perfect season. Actually, allow me to step back for a moment, and consider that some readers of this blog may be actual Patriots fans. To you I say:
FUCK YOU!
Its not enough that […]
