The 6 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For:
THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they
go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
The irony of life is that by the time you’re old enough to know
your way around, you’re not going anywhere
November 28th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Those are awesome. I love the one about Hurricanes!
November 28th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I need to learn Braille….I am clearly missing out on something big.
November 28th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
The kind of guy that saves 365 condoms is the kind of guy that asks somebody to “put the lotion in the basket”, if you know what I mean.
November 28th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I found this about “put the lotion in the basket”. It is a song about it…..
Greenskeepers- It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin@ Transbuddha on Transbuddha
November 29th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
That song was pretty good. It sounded like David Byrne