Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

26 November 2007 By Mindbomb1973 3 In General

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3 Comments on "Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet"

  1. Mindbomb1973
    admin
    26/11/2007 at 11:36 am Permalink

    So in the movies when they are eating all the “other” stuff….is that just gluttony? Are they over eating? It think we could all just get along if they would simply eat their fare share.

    - SD

  2. Mindbomb1973
    Chadinator
    26/11/2007 at 1:27 pm Permalink

    “cannot be subdued by anything short of total incineration.” lol

    Non-romero zombies are on PCP!

  3. Mindbomb1973
    Mindbomb1973
    26/11/2007 at 1:38 pm Permalink

    It is my opinion, as a concerned citizen, that we post a “MSG Warning” sign in from of all “buffet style” establishments. Although MSG is a tasty seasoning, patrons of theses establishments are easy prey because of their lack of mobility and cardiovascular endurance. An unknowing Zombie might ingest brain matter from one of these “infected” specimens.

    According to Web-MD; Skin rash, nausea, migraine headache, heart irregularities, seizures, and depression are examples of adverse reactions that have been reported following ingestion of MSG.

    “Help a zombie help themselves”

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